Uncle Moldy's House of Socks: Music

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Late one night I was leaving the bar
I was too drunk to drive my car
To cause a crash would be real rude
So I decided to get some food
Walked to the store that drunken night
To get me a coffee and a big bite
I said I was hungry and I had cash
The clerk smiled at me with her little mustache

The coffee and the big bite taste like heaven
From the Mustache lady at the 7-11
I'm sobering up and my buzz has leavened
Mustache lady at the 7-11

Chili and Cheese on my nachos
The Mustache lady she always knows
How to thaw a burrito in the microwave
And whats on sale so you can save
enough money to go back to the bar
and pay her a visit before you drive your car
If she only knew of all the lives shes saved
by feeding us burritos from the Micro wave

Went in one night after a show
The mustache lady, Where did she go?
The store was being run by some arab dude
who had no idea how to make the food
the pizza was stale and getting hard
he had just gotten his green card
the mustache lady saved up the cash
moved out of town and had her lip waxed